The Range Rover Thread

[StuartK]

Blimey I didn’t know Moonstone was a footballer.

 

[moonstone]

Blimey I didn’t know Moonstone was a footballer.

No, no no. Don't be silly. It's my wife's car.

...and anyway, she's been on the bench all season.

 

[StuartK]

No, no no. Don't be silly. It's my wife's car.

...and anyway, she's been on the bench all season.

Blimey! How have you been eating? Who’s been cleaning?

Is the bench in the kitchen?

 

[moonstone]

Blimey! How have you been eating? Who’s been cleaning?

Is the bench in the kitchen?

I'm a modern man of the world, Stu.

 

[StuartK]

I'm a modern man of the world, Stu.

Ark at you. Are you married?

 

[StuartK]

Reason being that if you bestow all the pitfalls of marriage upon yourself really you ought to reap the rewards too.

 

[boba fett]

Reason being that if you bestow all the pitfalls of marriage upon yourself really you ought to reap the rewards too.

Rewards ? what rewards are you referring to Stu ?

 

[StuartK]

Rewards ? what rewards are you referring to Stu ?

Marriage tax allowance
Sex
Nice rings
Someone to make the home and ensure the homemakers creed is kept to
It is nice to return from a hard days work into a good home

 

[boba fett]

Marriage tax allowance
Sex
Nice rings
Someone to make the home and ensure the homemakers creed is kept to
It is nice to return from a hard days work into a good home

Mine did not come with so many options !!

 

[StuartK]

Mine did not come with so many options !!

Arranged? Lol

 

[Paddy1975]

Well they do say the "I DO" is the longest sentence in the English language

 

[moonstone]

Mine did not come with so many options !!

Mine neither!

@StuartK living the dream mate. Married with two young kids. 😳

 

[StuartK]

Mine neither!

@StuartK living the dream mate. Married with two young kids. 😳

Blimey! Kids are a joy I’ll never have.

 

[moonstone]

Installed!

 

[boba fett]

Installed!

They look lovely !

 

[moonstone]

Haggled an eBay seller down on that body kit and got a decent price from bodyshop to paint it so had to buy the fucker!

Will post up pics when I fit it but it’s something like this:

 

[StuartK]

#thuglife

 

[moonstone]

#thuglife

Wife thinks it looks too aggressive. I said maybe people will actually get out of the way when you tail gate them now. She’s the worlds worst for it. She’s a paramedic and drives everywhere as if she’s got her blue lights on 😳

Anyway, once it’s on, what drugs do you think I should start dealing?

 

[StuartK]

Wife thinks it looks too aggressive. I said maybe people will actually get out of the way when you tail gate them now. She’s the worlds worst for it. She’s a paramedic and drives everywhere as if she’s got her blue lights on 😳

Anyway, once it’s on, what drugs do you think I should start dealing?

Niche in the market for meth over here.

I feel your pain. My partner cannot drive without being one inch of bumpers!

 

[moonstone]

Niche in the market for meth over here.

I feel your pain. My partner cannot drive without being one inch of bumpers!

I watched Breaking Bad. Cant be that hard.